hppants
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Meh.... I'll be allright. But I'm a real cheap (and happy) drunk, and I'm bringing my favorite tequila. That is potentially a problematic combination.
I have had this same uncomfortable conversation with my wife and coworkers many times over the last 6 years. It just don't seem right but I have never had a bad room mate yet and gained some great friends. It is even funnier when the wife finds out a stranger invited me to layover for an evening at someones home on the way to or returning from a FJR event.Yesterday evening on our carpool commute home, there was a lull in the conversation between my wife and I:
(Pants) "I'm planning to ride to Ohio on the second week of May to meet some of the FJR guys."
(Wifey) "Ohio? What are ya'll planning to do up there?"
(Pants) "The same thing we do everywhere. Ride places, eat things, cut huge farts, and consume adult beverages - probably in that order."
(Wifey) "OK - who are you going with?"
(Pants) "Not sure. I've asked a few friends, but I may be going alone."
(Wifey) "Are you going to pay attention to where you are going this time?"
(Pants) "Good one. Thanks for the vote of confidence."
(Wifey) "Ya'll going camping?"
(Pants) "I'm bringing my camping gear, but the actual gathering is being held at one of those cheapie motels. I've got a roomie to share with."
(Wifey) "Who are you rooming with?"
(Pants) "You don't know him."
(Wifey) "How do you know that?"
(Pants) "Because I don't know him either."
(Wifey) "Well let me make sure I've got this straight. You are leaving by yourself to ride across the country on your motorcycle to share a motel room with some guy you have never met?"
(Pants) "I had a chance to room with a female, but I passed on it."
(Wifey) "Good choice."
(Pants) "It will be fine Mama. Don't worry about it."
(Wifey) "What is your roomie's forum name?"
(Pants) "Madmudder"
(Wifey) (sigh)
He he he.....
And Wayne's, although the Iron Pony does keep a tire changer on high-availability when they know he's in the area.You just whispered sweet nothing's in Mark's ear.I do have a tire changer, if anyone needs a change, let me know.I'm in, since I live just 20 minutes down the road.Then why the hell are we all paying for hotel rooms? ^^^^^^^^^^ PARTY AT HIS HOUSE!Unless he's got a tire changer, then Wheaton's moving the party over there...Because, the party is at the Microtel...
I went for a quick ride around Northeastern Ohio yesterday and have never seen more salt on the roads.
The salt was literally piled up in the corners, in the intersections, and on the bridges.
Where it wasn't piled up it covered the roadway as a fine white powder.
It makes for a lot of low speed "Butt-Puckers".
Anyone heading this way be very careful.
Let's hope for a lot of rain between now and SEOR
I think we might just get some rain between now and May...I went for a quick ride around Northeastern Ohio yesterday and have never seen more salt on the roads.
The salt was literally piled up in the corners, in the intersections, and on the bridges.
Where it wasn't piled up it covered the roadway as a fine white powder.
It makes for a lot of low speed "Butt-Puckers".
Anyone heading this way be very careful.
Let's hope for a lot of rain between now and SEOR
Be careful what you wish for.I think we might just get some rain between now and May...Let's hope for a lot of rain between now and SEOR
Last year at Mineral Wells I was accused of having a clean FJR by a group of people wearing Yamaha clothing and drinking beer. It's taken a year to recover from the abuse.
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