A "Hooter" of a Question

[bigjohnsd]

After a long day on the bike, I stopped in at Hooter's to see some friends and have

some hot Wings and an Iced Tea.

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress

I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators".

I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot."

 

[Fly Bye]

Daym John, even I am not THAT old, yet.

 

[rogdeb]

Daym John, even I am not THAT old, yet.

+ 1

Just how old is OLD ?

I'm told it's all in your mind

-- on with the jokes !

 

[rushes]

The one who likes to go down!

 

[HotRodZilla]

The one on the left...Or the one on the right. Either way, I don't think I'd complain. My wife might get pissed though.

 

[Knifemaker]

I was telling a girl in the bar about my ability to guess

what day a woman was born just by feeling her ****s.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling

she began to lose patience

and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"

I said, "Yesterday"

 

[TripperMike]

^^^^

"Yesterday" sheeesh

 

[stealth1]

Big John is so old that when the young lady asked if he wanted to have super sex he said, "I'll take the soup."

 

[bluesdog]

Both

 

[Bugnatr]

The one on the left. At this age two would kill me about as fast as the wife would.

 

[wheatonFJR]

I don't know, but I'm getting cross-eyed.

 

[Teehaml]

And to think that my Grand daughter is probably about their age.... sheeesh

 

[Bustanut joker]

What was the question?

Yep! I admit i rubbed one out while looking at those 4

 

[odot]

.......................just one?.....................imposter.

 

[DirtFighter]

Talk about cramming 10 pounds of ****s in a 5 pound shirt!!!

Those are weapons if mass distraction

 

[airboss]

Jeez, Someone needs to remind you.

John you're old, not dead.

 

[puppychow]

I bet they both suck!

... and that's a good thing!

 

[rogdeb]

And to think that my Grand daughter is probably about their age.... sheeesh

That thought came to my mind also. LOL

I bet they both suck!
... and that's a good thing!

Badda Boom

 

[Bustanut joker]

.......................just one?.....................imposter.

I was busy rubbin oot all day goat nutz.. I din have nuttin left by the time I seen this.