Great Movie Quotes. I'll start.

[Honzo]

A new favorite from Live Free or Die Hard. (Plenty in that one)

Bad Guy-

"Where's Mai?"

John McClane-

"Mai? Asian chick, likes to kick people? Yeah, last time I saw her she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass."

Saving Silverman.

Wayne: Why didn't you answer the door?

J.D.: I'm eatin'.

Wayne: So?

J.D.: I don't answer the door when I'm eatin'.

Wayne: Since when?

J.D.: Since always.

Wayne: I never knew that.

J.D.: Well you didn't know a lot of things. You didn't know I was gay.

Wayne: Is there anything else you wanna tell me?

J.D.: I got three balls.

 

[dean]

how about just about every line from the movie "snatch"?

Errol: Fuckface, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?

Turkish: Fuckface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.

---------------------

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...

[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]

Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...

[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...

[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

--------------------------------------------

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

-------------------------------------------

dean

cincinnati

 

[RayW]

Mongo just pawn in game of life.

ray

 

[Groo]

What the fack did I do to inspire this???? Just curious... my alzheimers is kickin' in...

 

[jekirby]

I've got a bunch. Some that come to mind:

My signature

The Matrix--the evil "program" to Neo in the Subway station "Do you hear that sound Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability." or something similar.

Garp--"It's perfect! It's been predisastered!"

I like this thread.

 

[vabrzn]

Mongo just pawn in game of life.

ray

Blazing Saddles ?

 

[Groo]

Blazing Saddles ?

Most definately...

Also, from the same movie...

"Excuse me while I whip dis out!"

 

[Toecutter]

"That there is Cundalini... and Cundalini wants his hand back."

- The Toecutter, Mad Max

"Fine speech. Now what do we do?"

- Stephen, Braveheart

"You had yourself a vision. A man waits a long time to have a vision, and he may go his whole life without having one. Then along comes some instant indian with a fuckin' Rolex and a brand new pair of shoes. A God damn FBI to top it all off, and has himself a vision."

- Walter Crow Horse, Thunderheart

 

[tcfjr]

"I fucking hate traffic wardens." - Eddie, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

 

[7xray]

Edit:

Maitre D: And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.

Mr Creosote: No.

Maitre D: Oh sir! It's only a tiny little thin one.

Mr Creosote: No. Fuck off - I'm full... [belches]

Maitre D: Oh sir... it's only wafer thin.

Mr Creosote: Look - I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

Maitre D: Oh sir, just... just one...

Mr Creosote: Oh all right. Just one.

Maitre D: Just the one, sir... voila... bon appetit...

Monty Python The Meaning of Life

 

[Scab]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

 

[extrememarine]

Because I love this job. I thank God for every f$#king day he gives me in the corps, oorah.

- Jamie Foxx as Sgt Siek in Jarhead.

And every line out of R. Lee Ermey during the 1st 45 min. of Full Metal Jacket.

 

[rawfjr]

"What we have here is failure to communicate"

 

[rangerk9]

"You got your last click out of Junior!"

and, then there is the famous quote, not from a movie, but a TV show:

"I did not think it was physically possible, but this both blows and sucks at the same time."

Rex

 

[SkooterG]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

Ack!!! You didn't finish it.

"Smell that? That's Napalm. I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. It smells like................victory."

 

[painman]

I've got a bunch. Some that come to mind:
My signature

The Matrix--the evil "program" to Neo in the Subway station "Do you hear that sound Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability." or something similar.

Garp--"It's perfect! It's been predisastered!"

I like this thread.

For some reason, I like that quote as well, Mr. Anderson.

My favorite is the all time great, "well, in all the confusion, I can't seem to remember if I fired 5 shots or 6, question is, do you feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

I gots to know...I gots to know.....CLICK.

Or,

"here's to your feet mam, their almost as big as your mouth."

Or

"Each man's got to know his own limitations."

Nice topic for a thread. PM. <><

 

[wheatonFJR]

"Mind if we dance wid yo' dates?" -animal house-

 

[wfooshee]

"My name's Forrest gump. People call me Forrest Gump."

earlier in the movie: "I think I ruined your roommate's bathrobe."

A different movie: "Oh, stewardess! I speak Jive."

Yet another: "C'mon, Mav, do some of that pilot shit . . . .!"

 

[Hopzilla]

"I see dead people"