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HotRodZilla
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Dude...have you ever had a dream that you're eating choloclat pudding and then wake up with a spoon in your ass?
If you did, you wouldn't tell us about it would you?? What happens between you and your dildo should stay between you and your dildo. Sheesh!
If you did, you wouldn't tell us about it would you?? What happens between you and your dildo should stay between you and your dildo. Sheesh!
bluejag
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As You sit by with pina colada in hand and THEN observe Tattyanna and her boyfriend pass thru the bar ,(HE all 6'5 240 pounds of pure stud/studdess you MAY wonder.... hmmmm that looks/feels familiar Good luck! 
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
So majicmaker, does Tattyana have a Sister? Inquiring Minds Want to Know! jes' sayin' and nuff' said!
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Yeah right, as if we would ever be listening to "this one"! Google HotRodZilla and Armadillo Pornography, you folks will see what I mean!
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bluejag
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Ah Yes Sister on testosterone/steroid cocktail :lol2:
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wfooshee
O, Woe is me!!
You're the kid in this joke, aren't you????:
Middle-school kid comes home from school, sits his mom down and confesses, "Mom, I had sex with my teacher today."
She gets all wacky in the head the way moms do when they can't confront real life, and tells him that they'll wait for Dad to get home before discussing it any further, and sends him to his room to do his homework.
Dad gets home, Mom tells him what the kid told her, and he goes up to the kid's room and asks about it.
Kid says, "Yeah, I know it's wrong, and the teacher can get in a lot of trouble for it, but I don't think it'll happen again. Still, it was really awesome to finally find out what the big deal was!"
The dad tells him that he's actually kind of proud of his boy, thinking back to his own school days and some of the teachers that were around, and tells him that at least for appearance's sake he has to be grounded for nearly forever, like a week, but when that's over he'd like to take the boy out and get him a bicycle.
The kid says, "That's great Dad! Cool! And I'm cool with being grounded a week, too. It'll probably be that long before my butt stops hurting."
Middle-school kid comes home from school, sits his mom down and confesses, "Mom, I had sex with my teacher today."
She gets all wacky in the head the way moms do when they can't confront real life, and tells him that they'll wait for Dad to get home before discussing it any further, and sends him to his room to do his homework.
Dad gets home, Mom tells him what the kid told her, and he goes up to the kid's room and asks about it.
Kid says, "Yeah, I know it's wrong, and the teacher can get in a lot of trouble for it, but I don't think it'll happen again. Still, it was really awesome to finally find out what the big deal was!"
The dad tells him that he's actually kind of proud of his boy, thinking back to his own school days and some of the teachers that were around, and tells him that at least for appearance's sake he has to be grounded for nearly forever, like a week, but when that's over he'd like to take the boy out and get him a bicycle.
The kid says, "That's great Dad! Cool! And I'm cool with being grounded a week, too. It'll probably be that long before my butt stops hurting."
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wheatonFJR
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...yeah, well maybe while you were having fun with her, her husband was having a whack at you. Do you remember how many people were in the room at the time?
SacramentoMike
Not Safe For Work
Anybody who made it past "I called Tattyana, a wonderful lady friend of mine here who is always glad to see me" and wasn't already wondering what the punch line was going to be: please PM me immediately.
I just heard from this Nigerian bank president who needs some information and $250 sent to him and he'll send me a large fortune in Krugerrands. I'd rather not give him my own info, and my checking account is a little low right now, but I'll split the take with you after you send him the dough to cover postage and handling on the gold.
p.s.--Zilla, do you have that dream a lot? :blink:
I just heard from this Nigerian bank president who needs some information and $250 sent to him and he'll send me a large fortune in Krugerrands. I'd rather not give him my own info, and my checking account is a little low right now, but I'll split the take with you after you send him the dough to cover postage and handling on the gold.
p.s.--Zilla, do you have that dream a lot? :blink:
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HotRodZilla
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Nope never...I was just pointing things out that shouldn't be discussed among men. Like ******** and dildos.
Oh...And when I started reading, I thought he was gonna say she slipped a finger in. Guess I hadn't prepared myself correctly for the type of debauchery Beemerdons, Bust and Howie have promoted on this forum.
RadioHowie
I Miss Beemerdons!
Vic,
I....I....just don't know HOW I can add anything to this thread that could possibly damage you more than you've done to yourself.
So...just HOW big was this dildo???
I....I....just don't know HOW I can add anything to this thread that could possibly damage you more than you've done to yourself.
So...just HOW big was this dildo???
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I believe that sleeping with "one eye" a little less open would have resulted in this nefver happening in the first place, n'est pas?Dorado Beach is a real beautiful place but, a little too secluded for my taste unless that's what you want. For the fun stuff, take a short drive over to Condado Beach. That's where you want to do all your partying. Just sleep with one eye open! Just Sayin'.No! You have the date right MEM. I think I'd better be more careful on my trips to Puerto Rico!
OK - you're just playin' with us, then !? (I AM laughing but it's one of those "I'm not sure" laughs
I love large, stylish handbags. Could you please post up a photo of Tattyana's?
PR is wonderful - I have the use of a friend's timeshare before the end of April. I'm looking at Dorado
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RadioHowie
I Miss Beemerdons!
WOW!!! :dribble: :dribble: :dribble:
MrMOtO nailed it! Converse to majicmaker, who GOT nailed! :rofl:
Now, all this talk of violated starfish MUST END!!
Patriot
Isabella is Lazarus
<I got nuthin'>
RadioHowie
I Miss Beemerdons!
I get ya, Mikey.
Vic had nothing, too.....but that void got filled. :assassin:
Vic had nothing, too.....but that void got filled. :assassin:
Zorlac
Well-known member
It's not how much you drink or how often you drink, it's what happens to you when you drink.
madmike2
Shtirrenuppenmeister
An alternate perspective:
Without pictures this didn't happen!
Without pictures this didn't happen!
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
SacramentoMike and madmike2: Since I speak Spanish I have a call into Tattyana in San Juan, Puerto Rico to see if she has three Sisters (tres Hermanas!). Arriba, Ai!
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madmike2
Shtirrenuppenmeister
What are you going to do with 3 of them?
Yew da man! Mui macho, mi hermano! :clapping:
MEM
Well-known member
Honest to my god. You old dudes are like a dog chasing cars. (What would he do with it if he caught one?)What are you going to do with 3 of them?
Yew da man! Mui macho, mi hermano! :clapping:
Just sayin'
Just playin' with ya, boyz. I'm old, too
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