evilmedic13
Well-known member
I was having a jim dandy week this week, settled a ton of issues w/ wife and was told by her if I can stay off cigarettes for a year I can have another bike!(r1200gsa) Well I was taking a sidestreet to avoid traffic, my usual route, it was about 38 degree's w/ the sun shining brightly and a few cirrus clouds wisping in the delicate blue. As I coming up to one of our lovely speed bumps I decided to go sround it to the left which is not uncommon. I was going about 18mph, speed limit is 20, and as I hit the edge of the speed bump my neurological center suddenly goes" why are we speeding up?" and then it happened.
All I felt was the impact of the bike and then the sound of gravel and plastic avoiding any drag coefficients. Meanwhile a ford explorer decided to help the bike in its agony by staying parked and stopping it w/ its trailer hitch and body via the left headlight. W/in the amount of time it took me to say "oh ****" it was over and I pulled my right leg from under the bike and hit the kill switch. I did the good old check, stand on good leg then gently put bad leg on ground. Foot: a little pain ,not too comfy to walk on ... Ankle: can't feel any pain...yet, everything else is okay.
I had my Joe rocket alter ego jacket on and some jr 5.0 pants as well as my KBC airborne 2 helmet(which never hit the ground btw). The jacket has minor damage to right forearm padding and pants worked flawlessly, not a frickin' scratch or burn through either.After body check I called wifey knowing she would beat me w/ her nightstick if I didn't call her first. Then it was 911. No ambulances needed I was the only one involved! It was amazing that no one else called 911 seeing as they call us for a scratched finger or doorbells being rung at their dinnertime, but whatever. I just can't imagine how long I'd be laying there if I was seriously hurt and only 2 ******' blocks from a hospital! :angry2:
All in all I'm okay, went and got checked 2hrs later because I could no longer support my fat *** on my right foot anymore due to the pain. All it turned out to be is a bad sprain, no broken bones :yahoo: . The bike on the otherhand........ mangled mess. I'll post some picks as soon as I'm allowed out of the house.
Otherwise when is my memebership card to the crash club coming? Luckily I'll be ready to ride before the Feejer is, unforunately it's starting to get real nice around here too.
As always, ride safe, be safe
Ed
All I felt was the impact of the bike and then the sound of gravel and plastic avoiding any drag coefficients. Meanwhile a ford explorer decided to help the bike in its agony by staying parked and stopping it w/ its trailer hitch and body via the left headlight. W/in the amount of time it took me to say "oh ****" it was over and I pulled my right leg from under the bike and hit the kill switch. I did the good old check, stand on good leg then gently put bad leg on ground. Foot: a little pain ,not too comfy to walk on ... Ankle: can't feel any pain...yet, everything else is okay.
I had my Joe rocket alter ego jacket on and some jr 5.0 pants as well as my KBC airborne 2 helmet(which never hit the ground btw). The jacket has minor damage to right forearm padding and pants worked flawlessly, not a frickin' scratch or burn through either.After body check I called wifey knowing she would beat me w/ her nightstick if I didn't call her first. Then it was 911. No ambulances needed I was the only one involved! It was amazing that no one else called 911 seeing as they call us for a scratched finger or doorbells being rung at their dinnertime, but whatever. I just can't imagine how long I'd be laying there if I was seriously hurt and only 2 ******' blocks from a hospital! :angry2:
All in all I'm okay, went and got checked 2hrs later because I could no longer support my fat *** on my right foot anymore due to the pain. All it turned out to be is a bad sprain, no broken bones :yahoo: . The bike on the otherhand........ mangled mess. I'll post some picks as soon as I'm allowed out of the house.
Otherwise when is my memebership card to the crash club coming? Luckily I'll be ready to ride before the Feejer is, unforunately it's starting to get real nice around here too.
As always, ride safe, be safe
Ed