Willkommen zur Welt von BMW! Alles ist hier Vollkommen und Taglich ist Wundervoll. Sie sind ein Teil unserer glucklichen Familie und wunschen nie Ihre Bruder und Schwestern lassen. Geniessen Sie das Kostliche Purpurrote Kool-Hilfsmittel!!!
WTF ?
Oh and I forgot, once those Bavarian's own you they will implant the capability to speak and write German. :huh:
This is what I was able to translate when the Motor Works took over Don's keyboard....
Welcome to the world by BMW! Everything is perfect and Taglich is wonderful here. They are a part of our glucklichen family and wunschen never your brother and sisters leave. Enjoy the Kostliche magenta-red Kool aids!!!
Sehr gut, Herr Chris; Wunderbar! An outstanding job of translation! A real quick remedial: Taglich=Everyday and Glucklichen=Happy. But, all in all, a correct rendering.
As you have correctly noted above, Hans und Dieter, der Bayerische Motoren Werke AG Motorraden Enforcers (former Waffen SS for Hans und Stasi Polizei for Dieter) in Berlin, DE do conduct ongoing surveillance on my keyboard activities on a 24/7 basis. It is just one of the small requirements of BMW Ridership, along with taking the Blood Oath and having a Bleu und Weiss Roundel tattoo stenciled on your posterior. But, Hans und Dieter were very impressed by your translation! And, they were even more impressed when I told them that you were ein
Kraftfahrzeuge
Trunkenpolz
Mattighofen Motorrad rider; since the Austrians are their first cousins. They see a bright future for you as a BMW Owner. To prove that even Germans such as Hans und Dieter have a sense of humor, they told me a little joke to pass on to you: "Do you know the definition of a good Austrian? Nein? An Austrian is a PERFECT German!" Jawohl Arnie, es geht mir gut! That Hans und Dieter are a pair of wild and crazy guys! Auf Wiedersehen, Schatzie.