SOLD OUT! Skooter G and Papa Chuy ride FJR's to Cabo San Lucas!

[Bustanut joker]

I do believe that Old Michael and Bustanut joker were getting it on behind that fir tree in the background when the shutter was snapped!

We were not... We were having a private conversation ya dorksteak!

You show me yours, I'll show ya mine kinda thing.

:jester:

 

[beemerdons]

Here she is in all of her glory: The Dirty Old Whore! Brand spanking new, freshly waxed and polished by her owner SkooterG, riding on her original tires and looking forward to a lifetime of moto rides with Greg. Who knew, with the beautiful beaches of Los Barrilles of Baja California Sur behind her, what she would suffer in the upcoming years; being thrown wildly down the roadway!

 

[beemerdons]

Lost Opportunities: I tried to talk SkooterG into going halves in buying this fine venture. This structure sits at the intersection of Mexico Highway One and the Dos Cabos Loop. South 90 kilometers to La Paz and West 60 kilometers to Todos Santos. They only wanted 6,500 MEX pesos for it, 650 US Dollars, and damn if Greg didn't balk at my business propostion. Location, location; damn it! I wanted to call it "Tienda del Skooty y Chuy - Dos Gringos de Borracho!" All it needed was a coat of paint and a new Coleman ice chest to keep the cerveza cold. I was going to add tortas, tamales and menudo to the menu; plus, we would set up to fix traveling motorcyclists flat tires in the back. You blew it, Greg! We could have hired MEM as our waitress, in her black swim suit!

 

[beemerdons]

Take a look at Skooty having a beer with Chuck "Frenchy" Doucet at the swim up bar at our hotel in San Jose del Cabo; one of my favorite villages in Mexico, better than Cabo San Lucas IMHO.

The legal drinking age in Mexico is 18, Greg looked so young back then we played hell convincing the Mexican bartenders that he was indeed 18; finally we just told them he was my "Hijo" son!

 

[beemerdons]

Gratuitous *** shot of a French tourist girl strolling along El Malecon in Cabo San Lucas. We watched as a gorgeous sloop sailed into the harbor flying the French flag. The vessel was registered in Marseilles and it had an all girl crew; with the exception of The Dirty Old Man that owned the vessel. This sailboat tied up into a slip right in front of the restaurant that the four of us were having dinner at; she and six of her beautiful shipmates disembarked and went shopping. There were still three more French gals onboard the ship scrubbing it down under the watchful eyes of The Dirty Old Man; and all of the guys on the dock including us. Greg and I decided right then that The Dirty Old Man was OUR HERO!

Trust your old Papa Chuy on this one though, Canadian girls have much better butts!!! jes' sayin'

 

[beemerdons]

Here we are: Quatros Amigos! Left to Right: Greg "SkooterG" Marbach, "Fast" Eddie Quarles, Don "Papa Chuy Medina aka El Burrito Ballerina" and Chuck "Frenchy" Doucet. Three old *** Army Sergeants and one young punk Annapolis Naval Academy Graduate Officer. This was our first ride with Greg, we let him know what three E-5's thought about Officers! Pic taken at Land's End!

 

[MEM]

Lost Opportunities: I tried to talk SkooterG into going halves in buying this fine venture. We could have hired MEM as our waitress, in her black swim suit OR burka ! :lol:

ps - thanks for thinking of me. I'm getting too old for this winter s**t

 

[Fairlaner]

The guy scratching his *** was my friend Blaine, he was the one who drove my car the Park City which was help full as we could put all our **** in it.........

took me a minute to figure out how i got my car and bike to the same spot.....

R

 

[beemerdons]

Lost Opportunities: I tried to talk SkooterG into going halves in buying this fine venture. We could have hired MEM as our waitress, in her black swim suit OR burka ! :lol:

ps - thanks for thinking of me. I'm getting too old for this winter s**t

Who knows Mary Ellen, if it's still for sale this upcoming April; perhaps you and I'll buy it together. We'll call it "La Canadiense muy Bonita Senorita Roja y Papa Chuy's La Tienda"!

 

[MEM]

Who knows Mary Ellen, if it's still for sale this upcoming April; perhaps you and I'll buy it together. We'll call it "La Canadiense muy Bonita Senorita Roja y Papa Chuy's La Tienda"!

Putting aside my 3250 pesos and bikini tonight :beach:

 

[beemerdons]

Caption Time for SkooterG: "I just cannot believe that old white haired ******* Frenchy just smoked me in the twisties South of El Rosario past Mision de San Fernando and over the pass at Cerro Maria Teresa on our way to Catavina; I especially cannot believe that he just beat my sorry *** on a BMW R1100RS. Dios mio, lo Siento!" El Pendejo Grande!

 

[beemerdons]

And we usually think that RadioHowie and Bustanut joker are absolute DorkWeeds! Get a load of Admiral Marbach inspecting the Sea of Cortez for Italian submarines! This was a really fun afternoon, we just sat around getting drunk, playing dominoes, getting drunk, going for swims in the ocean, getting drunk, eating snacks the hotel's waitress was bringing out to us, getting drunk, having great conversations, getting drunk, talking about Women: Past, Present and Future; and, we also got good and drunk that afternoon. I have not laughed that hard since then!!!

This was at our hotel at Las Cruces, just ten kilometers South of La Paz. Isla Cerralvo is right offshore and we had talked about renting a panga (traditional Mexican skiff with an outboard) and motoring out there to go snorkeling. But, not a one of us was sober enough to operate a boat! Fiesta! Arriba! Los Borrahcos Unidos, ese!

 

[FJRBluesman]

Do you have more pictures with less of SkooterG?

Also, please make sure SkooterG is completely clothed before taking a picture, or don't post it here please. :dribble:

Lets see now, about seven pix from Papa Chuy over 3 days, that's a whopping 2.333 pix per day! Great job!

We'll go thru at least two presidential administrations when the complete album is posted on the forum from this ride.

Thanks Papa Chuy, we love you. :wub:

 

[beemerdons]

Caption Time for SkooterG: "How in the Holy Hell did that Korean-American rancher from Quarles, New Mexico just beat my *** racing on the roller coaster road from San Pedro to Miraflores on Mexico Ruta Uno! Especially on the BMW that he is riding"!!!

"Fast" Eddie Quarles was a thorn in Skooty's side the entire trip, sport bike speaking. For a thousand mile down and a thousand miles up, Greg was trying to beat "Fast"; but, as great as SkooterG's riding skills are, and he is a damn good rider, he could never beat "Fast" in Baja!!!

The irony of it was, Eddie's mount was a BMW R1150GS Adventurer, but Quarles would be fast on a Vespa!

 

[beemerdons]

Do you have more pictures with less of SkooterG?
Also, please make sure SkooterG is completely clothed before taking a picture, or don't post it here please. :dribble:

Lets see now, about seven pix from Papa Chuy over 3 days, that's a whopping 2.333 pix per day! Great job!

We'll go thru at least two presidential administrations when the complete album is posted on the forum from this ride.

Thanks Papa Chuy, we love you. :wub:

Funny you should mention that, Bluesy! I do have pictures of the Expeditionary Trek we made to Leticia's Whorehouse in Guerrero *****, Baja California Sur. There are a couple of full frontal nude photos of SkooterG with the Working Ladies of the Bordello, that I think you and Bust might really enjoy. Unfortunately for you and RadioHowie, I'm wearing a red speedo in the picture of Catia and I!

 

[MEM]

Funny you should mention that, Bluesy! I do have pictures of the Expeditionary Trek we made to Leticia's Whorehouse in Guerrero *****, Baja California Sur. There are a couple of full frontal nude photos of SkooterG with the Working Ladies of the Bordello, that I think you and Bust might really enjoy. Unfortunately for you and RadioHowie, I'm wearing a red speedo in the picture of Catia and I!

Alllllrighty then! Biker ****! Post up, big guy :blum:

 

[beemerdons]

I have been riding the Baja Peninsula for forty years now and for twenty five of those years the Mexican government has been working on building a PEMEX fuel station at Catavina in the interior desert of Baja. They still have not completed this PEMEX and I believe that I will pass away before it is ever completed. When you need fuel, and you will need fuel because you cannot make it from El Rosario de Abajo to Guerrero ***** on an FJR without a fuel stop, you must still stop at mi Amigo Carlos's gas stop. Carlos's operation consists of two old pickups, each having four 55-gallon drums in the bed. He also has a pickup that has not run for fifteen years, this is Carlos's store. Carlos minds the store each day, while his son Manuel drives North to the PEMEX in El Rosario, or if they need something in Guerrero ***** they go South, to fill up the drums. One drum is diesel, two drums are Sin Magna Premio (unleaded premium) and the last drum is just good old regular gasoline; like we have not seen for thirty years now en Estados Unidos. When Manuel returns each day, he transfers fuel to jerry cans and they are placed in the store; the broken down pickup. So, you just line up your motos and one at a time Carlos tops you off. ****** motocicleta-istas have been berry, berry good to Carlos over the years!

 

[MEM]

This is a great photo, Don! And a cool ride report . You really know how to keep girl coming back for more

 

[beemerdons]

Mary Ellen, here is why I love riding throughout Mexico, in particular the Baja Peninsula, because of thousands upon thousands of miles of riding with incredibly scenic vistas just like this real beauty.

Now, Credit where Credit is due. The photos that show SkooterG and The Dirty Old Whore throughout this slowly meandering thread (blow me, Bluesy!) were taken by Papa Chuy. If I, or my Miss Lucy Liu, are in the photos then the photos were taken by Greg "SkooterG" Marbach. I think that you wlll soon see that GregM's photographs are way far superior to Senor Papa Chuy Medina!!!

 

[MEM]

Mary Ellen, here is why I love riding throughout Mexico, in particular the Baja Peninsula, because of thousands upon thousands of miles of riding with incredibly scenic vistas just like this real beauty.
Now, Credit where Credit is due. The photos that show SkooterG and The Dirty Old Whore throughout this slowly meandering thread (blow me, Bluesy!) were taken by Papa Chuy. If I, or my Miss Lucy Liu, are in the photos then the photos were taken by Greg "SkooterG" Marbach. I think that you wlll soon see that GregM's photographs are way far superior to Senor Papa Chuy Medina!!!

Yup, I can definitely see why you love riding the Baja Peninsula, Don.

Keep 'em coming! Photos, I mean