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Nice sentiments and all, Don, but I can tell you're still not feeling like your usual self. Looking forward to the return of the snarky retorts and racy photoshopped pics in the near future!
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Photoshop? You thought those photos of HotRodZilla in women's lingerie were Photoshopped? No one can wear a red teddy with mink trim like AJ can! JSNS!
That's what I'm talkin' about...thanks Don!
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What's disturbing is you are so thrilled about a description of me in a red teddy. That's a mental picture not even I want. You're a disturbed feller CA G-man. Seriously!!
I wasn't all that thrilled with the description... I was hoping to see the pic.
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^^^So a mental picture wasn't enough for you? You want a picture to carry around? You're proving my point for me man. Get help!! Haha...

 
Nice sentiments and all, Don, but I can tell you're still not feeling like your usual self. Looking forward to the return of the snarky retorts and racy photoshopped pics in the near future!
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Photoshop? You thought those photos of HotRodZilla in women's lingerie were Photoshopped? No one can wear a red teddy with mink trim like AJ can! JSNS!
That's what I'm talkin' about...thanks Don!
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What's disturbing is you are so thrilled about a description of me in a red teddy. That's a mental picture not even I want. You're a disturbed feller CA G-man. Seriously!!
I wasn't all that thrilled with the description... I was hoping to see the pic.
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OWN it, G-Man.

HRZ has likely been lusted-after by Bustanut yamafitter many a man. No shame in it.

(I'm told the holster and night stick can play with your mind.)

...This forum will not judge you.

Probably.

 
Nice sentiments and all, Don, but I can tell you're still not feeling like your usual self. Looking forward to the return of the snarky retorts and racy photoshopped pics in the near future!
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Photoshop? You thought those photos of HotRodZilla in women's lingerie were Photoshopped? No one can wear a red teddy with mink trim like AJ can! JSNS!
That's what I'm talkin' about...thanks Don!
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What's disturbing is you are so thrilled about a description of me in a red teddy? That's a mental picture not even I want. You're a disturbed feller CA G-man. Seriously!!
Fixed.....Solely for the enjoyment of Don!! Hope you laugh gently enough to not hurt too bad.

 
When this thread started out I was so upset over our dear friend BeemerDonS that I was moved to tears.

Now that it has degenerated into descriptions of my friend HotRodZilla in a red teddy, I am once again upset but now I am moved toward nausea.

Don, please, Please, PLEASE get well soon so we can all get back to normal. Whatever "Normal" is supposed to be.

 
^^Yeah, but if you needed help burying a body, those snooty Honda guys wouldn't step up like us FJR guys.

Oh yeah, I forgot you live in Louisiana where alligators are aplenty. Nevermind.

 
Nice sentiments and all, Don, but I can tell you're still not feeling like your usual self. Looking forward to the return of the snarky retorts and racy photoshopped pics in the near future!
winksmiley02.gif
Photoshop? You thought those photos of HotRodZilla in women's lingerie were Photoshopped? No one can wear a red teddy with mink trim like AJ can! JSNS!
That's what I'm talkin' about...thanks Don!
biggrinsmiley.gif
What's disturbing is you are so thrilled about a description of me in a red teddy. That's a mental picture not even I want. You're a disturbed feller CA G-man. Seriously!!
I wasn't all that thrilled with the description... I was hoping to see the pic.
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OWN it, G-Man.

HRZ has likely been lusted-after by Bustanut yamafitter RadioHowie Niehart MEM ShinyPartsUp SkooterG FJRay Tyler Bugnatr SacramentoMike Bokerfork Dr. Rich exskibum Tucson Joe odot Petey escapeFJRtist juniorfjr zzzipSkip Intech many a man. No shame in it.

(I'm told the holster and night stick can play with your mind.)

...This forum will not judge you.

Probably.
Fixed.

 
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I'll take a NY Strip and Baked potato, but, you can keep the steak!
Happens all the time
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and Don, didn't your K16 get crashed like the first week you owned it? Somehow I have that thought in my mind, maybe I'm wrong?
Seth and I cut a mule deer in half with the K16 ten miles south of Torrey, Utah. Was with ShinyPartsUp, RPrice and a number of the SW Crew. Kept it up on two wheels, bike was repaired in Salt Lake City and it took five months to get all of the parts from Berlin! Gott Im Himmel, Jawohl!

 
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I wanted to share some Good News with my FJR Friends, my right arm is showing small progress since my motorcycle crash! I've been in Physical Therapy since 2/19, starting while I was at Sante Healthcare Hospital here in Chandler. After I was released from the Hospital my PT continued with Sante Home Healthcare, but the improvements to my right arm were miniscule. On April 8 I started Out Patient Physical Therapy with https://:www.acceleratedrehab.com First step from my Therapist Heidi Beasley, "The Queen of Shoulders", was to measure my Range of Motion progress.

Yesterday Heidi remeasured my Range of Motion and I've doubled my Range of Motion as of 4/27, I still have a long ways to go but this show of progress has really lifted my Spirits! I want to thank my FJR and AZB Friends for all of their words of encouragement here on the Forums, with phone calls, with emails and with personal visits. Over a hundred of you have provided me Words of Encouragement and I'm eternally grateful: I can't mention all 100 but I'll throw out a few names: HotRodZilla (muchas gracias, mi Amigo!), Tyler (love you, Honey!), Bustanut joker (ya Jackass), Old Michael (my Irish nephew), Dr. Rich (damned Dane), Bugnatr (Dougie Bear), Uberkul, azgsgirl, Hal K., Rick E., bbolesaz, Bob Flanders and AZGman!

I even have FJR 1300 Motorcycle Friends from Northern California riding over to my house today to bring me Good Cheer, weluvbikn - Phil and Charlene! I also can never thank enough my Girlfriend Donna Monkhouse and my Son Seth Stanley for all of their intensive and loving HELP!
 
Great news. Didn't everyone tell you it was only a matter of time? Keep at it.

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The staff has to be breathing a sigh of relief now that you can jerk yerself off instead of one of the poor interns.
If I'd have had to suffer that indignity, you can bet I'd have superglued your dik to your azzhole after you fell asleep.

Hugz.

 
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The staff has to be breathing a sigh of relief now that you can jerk yerself off instead of one of the poor interns. If I'd have had to suffer that indignity, you can bet I'd have superglued your dik to your azzhole after you fell asleep.

Hugz.
Ya fecking Jackass, since I am Irish it has always taken two hands to quell the Fenian War Club! JSNS, Hibernian Shillelagh aye!

 
That's great news.

I'd like to ride over and shake your hand (the one on your good arm ;) ). This is a route I once planned from Edinburgh to Houston using Google Earth. Problem comes at item 35, where I'd probably have trouble towing the FJR with my ankle.

...1. Head south on A7/South Bridge toward Hunter Square Continue to follow A7 0.8 mi 2 mins

2. Continue on A701/Newington Rd Continue to follow A701Go through 6 roundabouts 6.4 mi 17 mins

3. Slight left at B7026/The Brae Continue to follow B7026 3.1 mi 5 mins

4. Slight right at A6094 1.9 mi 4 mins

5. Slight right to stay on A6094 69 ft

6. Continue on A701 9.3 mi 14 mins

7. Slight right at A72 3.2 mi 4 mins

8. Continue on A701 27.6 mi 38 mins

9. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto the A74(M) ramp to Carlisle 0.3 mi 1 min

10. Merge onto A74(M) 29.7 mi 28 mins

11. Continue on A74 Entering England 6.0 mi 6 mins

12. Continue on M6 (signs for Penrith/M6) 227 mi 3 hours 39 mins

13. Merge onto M1 61.1 mi 58 mins

14. At junction 6a, exit onto M25 toward M11/M20/Dartford Partial toll road 40.7 mi 39 mins

15. Continue on A282 Partial toll road 3.1 mi 4 mins

16. Continue on M25 4.2 mi 4 mins

17. At junction 3, take the A20 exit to London(SE&C)/Lewisham 1.3 mi 1 min

18. Merge onto M20 46.7 mi 45 mins

19. Exit at junction 11a 0.4 mi

20. Slight right 0.7 mi 1 min

21. Continue straight 0.6 mi 2 mins

22. Slight left 0.5 mi 3 mins

23. Take the Folkestone - Calais train to Fréthun Entering France 36.4 mi 1 hour 5 mins

24. Continue straight 0.2 mi 3 mins

25. Turn left 1.4 mi 2 mins

26. Merge onto A16/E402 via the ramp to Boulogne/Rouen Partial toll road 63.6 mi 54 mins

27. Take exit 23 to merge onto A28 toward Abbeville-Centre/Le Tréport/Rouen/Le Havre Partial toll road 46.4 mi 39 mins

28. Take the exit onto A29 toward Le Havre/Caen Toll road 22.8 mi 19 mins

29. Take the exit onto A29 Toll road 27.2 mi 23 mins

30. Take the exit onto A131/E05 toward Le Havre Continue to follow E05 6.7 mi 9 mins

31. Turn right at Quai Colbert 358 ft

32. Turn right to merge onto Rue Marceau 0.2 mi

33. Take the ramp onto Quai Frissard 0.6 mi 2 mins

34. At the roundabout, take the 4th exit onto E05 0.6 mi 2 mins

35. Swim across the Atlantic Ocean Entering United States (Massachusetts) 3,462 mi 29 days 0 hours

36. Turn left at Long Wharf 0.1 mi

37. Continue on State St 427 ft

38. Turn left at John F Fitzgerald Surface Rd/Surface Rd Continue to follow John F Fitzgerald Surface Rd 0.5 mi 3 mins

39. Turn left at Congress St 23 ft

40. Turn right onto the ramp to I-93 S/Quincy/I-90 W/Worcester 0.5 mi 1 min

41. Keep right at the fork, follow signs for I-90 W/Mass Pike/Albany St and merge onto I-90 W/Massachusetts Turnpike/Mass Pike Partial toll road 55.4 mi 56 mins

42. Take exit 9 to merge onto I-84 W toward US-20/Sturbridge/Hartford Partial toll roadEntering Connecticut 41.7 mi 40 mins

43. Take exit 57 on the left to merge onto CT-15 S toward I-91 S/Charter Oak Bridge/N.Y. City 2.6 mi 3 mins

44. Take exit 87 for I-91 S/Brainard Rd toward Brainard Airport/Airport Rd/I-84-ALT W 0.5 mi 1 min

45. Merge onto I-91 S 35.4 mi 35 mins

46. Take the exit onto I-95 S Partial toll roadEntering New York 64.6 mi 1 hour 15 mins

47. Take the Cross Bronx Expy/I-95 S/I-678 S exit toward Geo Washington Bridge/Whitestone Bridge 0.7 mi 1 min

48. Merge onto Cross Bronx Expy/I-95 S Continue to follow I-95 SEntering New Jersey 7.3 mi 9 mins

49. Continue on New Jersey Turnpike S (signs for New Jersey Turnpike S/I-80/Garden State Pkwy/I-95 South Express/Paterson) Partial toll road 15.1 mi 17 mins

50. Take the exit onto I-78 W toward US-1/exit 14-14A-14B-14C/US-9/Newark Airport/US-22/Holland Tunnel Partial toll roadEntering Pennsylvania 137 mi 2 hours 14 mins

51. Take exit 1B to merge onto I-81 S toward Harrisburg Passing through Maryland, West Virginia, VirginiaEntering Tennessee 526 mi 8 hours 8 mins

52. Take exit 1B to merge onto I-40 W toward Knoxville 53.4 mi 52 mins

53. Continue straight onto I-75 S (signs for Chattanooga/I-75 S) 83.3 mi 1 hour 14 mins

54. Take exit 2 to merge onto I-24 W toward I-59/Chattanooga/Birmingham Entering Georgia 17.2 mi 18 mins

55. Take exit 167 on the left to merge onto I-59 S toward Birmingham Entering Alabama 124 mi 1 hour 47 mins

56. Take exit 137 on the left to merge onto I-459 S toward Tuscaloosa/Montgomery 33.1 mi 29 mins

57. Take the exit onto I-20 W/I-59 S/US-11 S toward Tuscaloosa Continue to follow I-59 SPassing through MississippiEntering Louisiana 290 mi 4 hours 13 mins

58. Take exit 1A to merge onto I-12 W toward Hammond 84.8 mi 1 hour 14 mins

59. Take the exit onto I-10 W toward Baton Rouge Entering Texas 271 mi 4 hours 10 mins

60. Take exit 768B on the left to merge onto I-45 S 0.8 mi 1 min

61. Take exit 47C on the left to merge onto McKinney St 0.3 mi 2 mins

62. Turn left at Bagby St 161 ft To: Houston, TX USA.

Drive: 5,988 mi (about 30 days 17 hours)

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