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No worries Mcatrophy, you can use Don's shilleagh as a floation device for step 35.
Actually you Goat Fornicator, when I go swimming out at my place at Lake Havasu I have to put an Arizona Watercraft Registration sticker on my Eire Shillelagh! JSNS, Blarney and Craic aye!

 
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Great news Don - keeping good thoughts for you.

Bust - dude seriously - where do you come up with this stuff?

Reading your shit is like Pavlov's dog or something. Every time I see "Festus", like clockwork, I make sure whatever I'm drinking has been positively swallowed and there is ZERO residue left on my cheeks. I do this because I know that as soon as I read the first word of your dribble, anything remaining is going to get sprayed all over the computer screen. I mean to this day, I can't drive by a field of nearly any kind of domesticated animal without laughing hysterically. My wife thinks I'm gone crazy (eh... wait - that's another story.....).

 
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No worries Mcatrophy, you can use Don's shilleagh as a floation device for step 35.
Actually you Goat Fornicator, when I go swimming out at my place at Lake Havasu I have to put an Arizona Watercraft Registration sticker on my Eire Shillelagh! JSNS, Blarney and Craic aye!
Have you been swimming in Lock Ness?
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A little over two years ago I crashed on my zzr-1200 and broke my humerus. Let me tell you, nothing funny about it either. It couldn't be put back together with screws and metal, so they pounded a metal rod down into my upper arm and screwed in an artificial ball to pop back into the shoulder socket. I was 55 when this happened and it took a while to heal to say the least. Still not quite the same and likely never will be. I thought my riding days were over. After about a year and a half I started looking at bikes again and bought my 2004 FJR.

I built a mini-bike when I was about 11 years old and two wheels has been in my blood ever since. At 57 years of age now, I figure that all sorts of things could come and take me out now, so I might as well ride a motorbike again while I can and enjoy life.

After my surgery I had close to zero movement and now I have full reach and can put my arm behind my back, so it will improve Don, but it takes time and PT.

Hang in there Don!

 
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Sounds like you'll be ready to go when I come through AZ next year. Great news to hear Don! Keep it going.

 
First time I've heard Bust refer to himself as an intern. Must have added to the thrill... not knowing if all the electronic gizmos in him were going to stand-up to the mighty Shillelagh's magnificence.

 
Great news Don, keep at it. We all hope you can sneak over to Cedar City in late May. The Fog will be waiting for you!
OM told me you can ride bitch on his Wing when you get there
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Dougie Bear, my Irish Nephew Old Michael confirmed I can ride Bitch on his Hondapotamus; Mick said a one handed reach around is better than no reach around at all, Aye and Begorah! JSNS, Slainte!

 
Tendonitis in my left wrist has returned so I join Don in the currently receiving physical therapy department. If I can be the butt of jerking off jokes and bring a smile to Don's face then this post will have the desired affect. Have at it!
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Tendonitis in my left wrist has returned so I join Don in the currently receiving physical therapy department. If I can be the butt of jerking off jokes and bring a smile to Don's face then it post will have the desired affect. Have at it!
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I don't like the imagery "the butt of jerking off jokes and bring a smile to Don's face " That is just TMI !!!

 
Tendonitis in my left wrist has returned so I join Don in the currently receiving physical therapy department. If I can be the butt of jerking off jokes and bring a smile to Don's face then it post will have the desired affect. Have at it!
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I don't like the imagery "the butt of jerking off jokes and bring a smile to Don's face " That is just TMI !!!
Not to worry John as long as it's not your butt.
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The staff has to be breathing a sigh of relief now that you can jerk yerself off instead of one of the poor interns. If I'd have had to suffer that indignity, you can bet I'd have superglued your dik to your azzhole after you fell asleep.

Hugz.
I am not sure if I am reading this right but...

If Don cannot even take care of himself what is he doing taking care of the interns? Seriously, why would he want to do that to the interns? Shouldn't he have the interns doing it to him?

 
But why soft tweezers Zilla? Hell regular tweezers s/b just fine. After all in Don's situation any attention is most welcome! :D

 
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