FODS VI will be held in Moab-March 21-24, 2013.

[beemerdons]

Remember me, I'm the guy that washes his FJR at the end of each day riding!! Gotta keep those babies looking nice.

As FODS VI Rally Master (*******!) I have to warn all of you about Big-D, I swear to God when we get back to camp he will be out there in the dark with a flashlight washing his bike down with baby wipes! The very first road trip that I and other Forum Members (AZB and FJR!) went on with Big Dan we had to wait an hour to eat, because this whacko nut job was out in the gloom/doom wiping down his beast with BABY WIPES!

 

[UberKul]

I got those stickers out of a Wheaties Box yesterday. Dirt comes off! And Joe, will that winch reach all the way down into that hole, it looks to be about 30'? So you noticed the nubs are still on those tires! I have a couple ATV's (2004 & 2006) that still look brand new. Remember me, I'm the guy that washes his FJR at the end of each day riding!! Gotta keep those babies looking nice. Scratches? What in the hell are scratches? I plan on riding her tomorrow or Sunday, I'll have all of my **** installed by then. The larger gas tank is supposed to arrive today. Besides, riding in the dirt is like swimming, you never forget how to do it. Besides, it won't take but a couple days to refresh myself enough to whip a bunch of *******

that spend more time picking their bikes up off the ground

(or pulling them out of some hole) than actually riding them.

Very nice bike!

Can't wait for the FODS ride reports to see how much of this trash talk'n makes it through the first hard section. If those Cycra end caps come back readable I'll call ********.

 

[huron52]

Just added another night to our stay!

 

[Big-D]

Hey Patch...I just realized that we're gonna have to let BigD lead all the rides. Otherwise, he might get that wax job dirty.

So what are you actually saying now, you want me go no higher than 2nd gear and put training wheels on my bike so you can keep up!

 

[Big-D]

By the way, does Moab offer any Kiddie Rides?

 

[patch308]

Only yours BigD, only yours.

 

[russperry]

I'm sorry to say I have to bow out. I'm transferring jobs in mid-March and getting instructions that leaving for a week of motorcycling fun might not be the best way to start out. I think that means that HRZ will be looking for someone to share a cabin.

anyways, i'm totally bummed to be missing the trip and will have to live vicariously through the reports.

hope you all have a great time!

 

[beemerdons]

I'm sorry to say I have to bow out. I'm transferring jobs in mid-March and getting instructions that leaving for a week of motorcycling fun might not be the best way to start out. I think that means that HRZ will be looking for someone to share a cabin.
anyways, i'm totally bummed to be missing the trip and will have to live vicariously through the reports.

hope you all have a great time!

Very sorry to hear this Russ, we will see you next year. Unless someone steps up to be 2014 FODS VII Rally Master (*******!) I will ramrod this event once again, if Moab fills the bill for FJR Owners of Dual Sports I see no reason not to have it in Moab for a second year!

Brother Russ, don't worry about HotRodZilla; as "easy" as AJ is, he'll always find a "date"! jes' sayin' and nuff' said!

 

[HotRodZilla]

Well, first that giant Italian mook backed out on me, and now Russ. I'm beginning to wonder...Do I smell or what??

Congrats on the new job Russ...We'll see you next year.

 

[beemerdons]

Well, first that giant Italian mook backed out on me, and now Russ. I'm beginning to wonder...Do I smell or what??
Congrats on the new job Russ...We'll see you next year.

It is just as well AJ, with johnny80s hot salami of love he would have hurt you anyway! jes' sayin' and nuff' said!

 

[Big-D]

I'm beginning to wonder...Do I smell or what??

Well, now that you mentioned it! I think I remember Bust-a-Nut Joker saying something about every time he rode past you he got an erection from the scent of sheep urine in the air. "Just Sayin' nuf said"

 

[beemerdons]

I'm beginning to wonder...Do I smell or what??

Well, now that you mentioned it! I think I remember Bust-a-Nut Joker saying something about every time he rode past you he got an erection from the scent of sheep urine in the air. "Just Sayin' nuf said"

Dan, that wasn't the worst part. What was absolutely disgusting is that each time they rode past each other they both would stand up on their foot pegs and "touch tips"!, Truly Revolting, Really!

 

[beemerdons]

https://www.intellicast.com/Local/Forecast.aspx?location=USUT0165 We are still a month away from FODS VI, but here is the current 10 day forecast. For the dates of FODS VI Papa Chuy is forecasting sunny weather with daytime highs in the mid-sixties, getting down to the mid-thirties at night. Basically, the weather will be like Canada in August eh!

 

[beemerdons]

https://www.moabtimes.com/view/full_story/21779395/article-Moab-businesses-prepare-for-busy-tourism-season?instance=home_news_right Article from the Moab newspaper.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Speaking of Zilla...

Remember not to wake him before noon. If you recall he get's quite grouchy about us old fukers never sleeping.

 

[beemerdons]

Speaking of Zilla...Remember not to wake AJ at anytime! him before noon. If you recall he get's quite grouchy about us old fukers never sleeping.

You can bet that I will never wake up HRZ at anytime, I do not want "Roid Boy" - "Mr. Sensitive" ripping my head off!

 

[Big-D]

I've been shopping for protective gear (i.e. Roost, Elbow, Knee), but after going into a huge shop in Temecula damn near the size of a walmart, the largest stuff they had wouldn't fit around my thighs, like it was all is sizes to fit little skinny guys that don't weigh over 120-140lbs. They may make stuff to fit taller husky (not fat) guys, but it must be tried on before purchasing. May not get any armor stuff. The two Bro's wear protection in the work place, I'm not talking about man-whoring, so they are used to it.

 

[patch308]

I'm 6'00" and 245 pounds and have gear that fits...just sayin'.

 

[Bustanut joker]

I'm 6'00" and 245 pounds and have gear that fits...just sayin'.

Damn dude... You is a fat skunk.

 

[beemerdons]

I'm 6'-0" and 245 pounds and have gear that fits...just sayin'.

Damn dude... You is a Mofeto Gordo fat skunk.

Fixed.