This is a Good News and Bad News Story for MEM - Mary Ellen and Miss Barb. MEM is storing her Yamaha FZ6 that she calls "Mini-Me" (Papa Chuy Viejo calls it "Red Rocket!) at my home here in Chandler, Arizona this Winter; this was originally Bodacious Miss Barb's bike from Vancouver Island, Canuckistan.
However, at the conclusion of this project is when the Bad News started. My illegitimate ******* Hijo (Son) SkooterG was over with his Primo (Cousin) Enrique, Senor Garza es mi Sobrino (my Nephew). I went into the kitchen to fetch beer and fresh pork tamales and this started the Bad News:
Henry snapped these pictures while I was en La Cocina de Casa del Stanley, first SkooterG was caught sniffing the rear of MEM's FZ6
Then he started sniffing the seat from a few inches away, Sick *******!
Sadly Barb and MEM, Bad Puppy SkootyG proceeded to fully grind his nose into the seat material!
Ladies, I truly wish I could tell you both it did not get any worse from that point on; however, I regret to inform you that GreggieM ejaculated a "deposit" on your seat. I did my best to clean up the white stain from the leather with 409 detergent and paper towels, but was unsuccessful and I will try saddle soap and white rags next. I solemnly promise Mary Ellen and Barb that this will not happen again if I can help it, but I can't keep my eyes on SkooterG 24/7! My sincerest apologies, I am so sorry about this!