This is a Good News and Bad News Story for MEM - Mary Ellen and Miss Barb. MEM is storing her Yamaha FZ6 that she calls "Mini-Me" (Papa Chuy Viejo calls it "Red Rocket!) at my home here in Chandler, Arizona this Winter; this was originally Bodacious Miss Barb's bike from Vancouver Island, Canuckistan.
However, at the conclusion of this project is when the Bad News started. My illegitimate bastard Hijo (Son) SkooterG was over with his Primo (Cousin) Enrique, Senor Garza es mi Sobrino (my Nephew). I went into the kitchen to fetch beer and fresh pork tamales and this started the Bad News:
Henry snapped these pictures while I was en La Cocina de Casa del Stanley, first SkooterG was caught sniffing the rear of MEM's FZ6
Then he started sniffing the seat from a few inches away, Sick Bastard!
Sadly Barb and MEM, Bad Puppy SkootyG proceeded to fully grind his nose into the seat material!
Ladies, I truly wish I could tell you both it did not get any worse from that point on; however, I regret to inform you that GreggieM ejaculated a "deposit" on your seat. I did my best to clean up the white stain from the leather with 409 detergent and paper towels, but was unsuccessful and I will try saddle soap and white rags next. I solemnly promise Mary Ellen and Barb that this will not happen again if I can help it, but I can't keep my eyes on SkooterG 24/7! My sincerest apologies, I am so sorry about this!